Just when I thought I was getting ripped off spending $45 per month on cable, I find out that there are a few more expensive plans out there. For example, take the new Titanium service from DirectTV.
Here’s the deal. You get every single channel they offer. EVERYTHING. Longing for some adult movies? check. Want to watch a specific sporting event? Check. How about HDTV? Check. Need 10 high definition DVR’s for your house? Check. And, because you never know what kind of assistance you’ll be needing while watching a high definition college sporting event with a porn movie in the picture in picture window, DirectTV also provides you with a 24X7 concierge service. A what? Yeah, that’s what I said.
So, if this sounds like a service that’s right up your alley, head on over to DirectTV and sign up. You’ll have to pay for your service one year at a time, so be sure to transfer $7500 from your Emigrant Direct savings acct before you call.
That is just crazy, who would pay that?
What!? $7500, Now THAT’s insane! That’s a lot of money for porn and concierge services on a cable tv :)
I’m sure Bill and Warren think it’s a steal ;)