Gas prices are getting ridiculous and there doesn’t appear to be any end in site. You know it’s time to start riding the bus when:
-Your extra value meal is cheaper than the gas it took to go from the menu board to the pickup window
-George Bush’s motorcade is made up entirely of Honda Civics
-You long for the days of $3.00 gas
-Your credit card balance is growing exponentially with charges from “Chevron”
-Arnold Schwarzenegger trades his Hummer in on a Toyota Prius
-The majority of people in Texas are driving compact cars
-The Real Housewives of Orange County start car pooling to the mall
-You worked an entire week to pay for a tank of gas
-Jay Leno trades in his car collection for a moped collection
-All the cars around you are being turned on and off in rush hour traffic
-Police officers start carpooling during pursuits
-Congressmen stop switching cars after a hybrid car photo op
-Oil companies feel so guilty that they offer free plasma tv’s with a fill up
-Automatic car wash: $8. Gas to drive through it: $16
-Nascar converts to “all Hybrid” racecars
There must be more. Add them in the comments and I’ll pull them up in to the post and give you credit! :)