Ken Lay’s children inherit 4000 pensions:
America Online To Build Three Million Home Pages For The Homeless:
Geico To Save 15% Or More By Discontinuing Advertising:
Illegal Immigrants Returning To Mexico For American Jobs:
And a visit to the Onion is never complete without some Knowledge from Hebert Kornfeld, the baddest azz Accountz Receivable Playa in the world: (If bad words offend you, please visit Disney)